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Ok, I am so not in touch with any of those very nice kitchen ideal items of great splendor. I did get one of my dearest wishes as the local tomboy and had my very own Mattel plainsman gun n holster set. Complete I might add with bullets that would shoot plastic tips that you could snap into real-like bullet casings. Not to be too braggy but you also could put “greenie stick em caps” onto the bottom of the shell casing. And voila!, you had one of the most dangerous toys of our age…projectiles and explosives! Now I wouldn’t let any child or adult have one of these…lol… well maybe the holster, it was real cowhide! Roy and Dale would be proud, yipee kiyeah… well you know the rest….
what’s news today? victoria beckham will be a guest judge on american idol! good idea! the only problem is i like to keep track of victoria’s (1) shoes (OMG her shoes!) and (2) her knees — they have an interesting set of wrinkles that seem to wax and wane and which everyone freaks out over but i think are fascinating (google search “victoria beckham’s knees” if you don’t believe me) and i won’t be able to see either her shoes or her knees if they’re tucked under the idol judges desk. maybe she’ll stand on the desk, or take to the stage. just hope she doesn’t wear the crazy boots with no heel, they freak me out!
Who came up with the phrase “mid-life”? Was it from the old testament when folks lived to be 3 to 5 hundred years old? Was it the turn of 2 centuries ago when old age was 45? I suppose it’s all relative to how old you feel…how old do you feel and when is your mid-life?
Ugh. If one more friend Tweets or posts to Facebook about consuming a juice-based product from a certain juice bar, which shall NOT be named, I will lose my mind. Wear a t shirt if you want to support the company, don’t Tweet about your stupid juice. And have some creativity people – I mean, look at Boots here, she has the good sense to blog about something of vital interest to me, this here tuna enhancer – a product whose time has come and gone and needs to come again as far as I’m concerned. To hell with j%#@ j%*&(%!
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