I’m gonna be rich!
Del Monte take note.
I’ve always had dogs in my life. From the time I was born, until today, I’ve never been without a canine companion. I’ve watched them; I’ve learned from them. I know what they like and what they don’t like. I therefore consider myself an expert on canine behavior and preferences.
While browsing through the virtual endless selections of dog food at my local supermarket, I became discouraged. Sure, “Brand X” has all the nutrients that are good for my dogs, but I know they won’t eat “Brand X”. “Brand Z” was developed using some scientific garbage, and since my dogs aren’t scientists, they don’t care. So, I thought to myself… what are the things MY dogs have always enjoyed eating?
Then it came to me – I knew the answer! Actually, I’ve always known the answer… or at least since I was six years old.
I present to you – the dog food every canine wants:
Kibbles ‘n Bits ‘n Barbie Shoes!

(Patent Pending)
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