The Blog


“Please, Dave.. don’t let your wife do this!”

Just for the record, I have used LYSOL® for myriad of cleaning/disinfecting duties.  I find it to be a most excellent product, and have never been disappointed with its effectiveness.

However, I would never, ever, never, ever, never, ever, never, ever use it for what this ad is promoting.  No way, no how, not in a gazillion years.

Seriously.  I mop my bathroom tiles with this stuff.  Who wants to smell like a mop?


3 Responses to ““Please, Dave.. don’t let your wife do this!””

  1. August 24th, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    Tara says:

    Goodness, how else will you “safeguard your dainty feminine allure” if not to bathe your interior girl parts with a mixture of isopropyl alcohol, carbon dioxide, benzalkonium chloride, 2-phenylphenol, and ethanol, a highly flammable fluid? 2-phenylphenol, by the way, is an agricultural fungicide used to wax citrus fruits, which can cause severe irritation and burns to the eyes. Well, I guess the old axiom still holds true “what’s good for the tangerine crops is good for the vagina!”

  2. October 6th, 2009 at 11:01 am

    bri says:

    Yes typically blame the woman and then make her torture herself. Boy those were the good ol days weren’t they?

  3. October 27th, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    SYBIL'S FRIEND says:

    Oh my goodness, Lysol! Only if men use bleach to clean their …um…intimate parts…

Leave a Reply