What a pain in the…
From my new series, “I Refuse to Age Gracefully”…
Here’s what I’m shopping for today: Coccyx cushions. My ass hurts, ’cause I sit on it too much. So rather than get off my sore ass, I’m looking for a cushion that will allow me to keep sitting on that ever-widening part of my body.
Getting older sucks. I’m thinking of wrapping what’s left of my betraying body in foam insulation.
I found a store not too far from here that sells them (and other “aging gracefully” accoutrements), so that’s where I’m headed as soon as I get off my rear.
I wonder if they have a GameStop near there? I’ve been wanting to go by GameStop for a while.
I’m at an awkward age… GameStop and Ass Pillows.
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